Funny Engagement Wishes for Cards

Getting engaged is a joyous occasion, filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of nerves. When congratulating the happy couple, injecting some humor into your engagement wishes can add an extra sparkle to their special moment. Whether you’re writing in a card, sending a text, or posting on social media, these 50 funny engagement wishes will surely bring a smile to their faces.

Engagement Wishes for Cards:

“Congratulations on finding someone willing to put up with your quirks for life! Wishing you a lifetime of laughter and love.”
“Well, you’ve gone and done it! Congrats on getting engaged. May your love story be as epic as a rom-com and as enduring as your WIFI connection.”
“You two are like a perfect pair of socks – mismatched but meant to be together! Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after! Just remember, if all else fails, blame it on the dog.” Read more engagement wishes for brother.
“Engagement: when dating officially turns into a joint venture. Congratulations on forming this highly profitable partnership!”
“You’re engaged! Time to start practicing your ‘yes, dear’ and ‘you’re right, honey’ for the rest of your lives. Congratulations!”
“Congratulations on your engagement! Remember, the key to a successful marriage is… umm… well, we’ll get back to you on that!”
“Just remember, an engagement ring is a lot like a handcuff – only more sparkly. Wishing you both a lifetime of glitter and happiness!”
“Congratulations on deciding to get hitched! May your marriage be as happy as the Kardashians are on Instagram.”
“Engagement: the moment when romance turns into reality TV. Congratulations on getting your own spin-off show!”
“Now that you’re engaged, get ready for the ultimate adventure: planning a wedding. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!” Read more engagement card funny.
“Congratulations on finding someone who will love you even when you’re hangry! Wishing you both a lifetime of full stomachs and full hearts.”
“Engagement is like a test drive for marriage. So far, you’re passing with flying colors! Congratulations on acing the relationship exam!”
“Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as endless as your Netflix queue.”
“Engagement: the official announcement that you’ve found someone willing to share the remote control. Congratulations!”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and picking up each other’s socks. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Congratulations on your engagement! May your marriage be as long and prosperous as a CVS receipt.”
“Engagement is just wedding planning with a side of hope and a sprinkle of insanity. Enjoy the ride!”
“Congratulations on finding someone who can tolerate your weirdness! Wishing you a lifetime of happily ever after.”
“Engagement: the perfect excuse to drink champagne and talk about wedding hashtags. Cheers to your love story!”
“Congratulations on getting engaged! May your wedding be the happiest day of your lives… until you have kids.”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and pretending to enjoy each other’s hobbies. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the moment when you realize you’re stuck with each other… forever. Congratulations!” Read more engagement wishes for sister.
“Congratulations on finding your lobster! May your engagement be as epic as Ross and Rachel’s breakups.”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending piles of laundry. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the time when you realize you’re not just a couple, you’re a dynamic duo. Congratulations on finding your partner in crime!”
“Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as eternal as the battery life on your phone.”
“Engagement is like a warm hug from the universe, telling you that you’ve found your person. Congratulations on finding yours!”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed sarcasm. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the moment when you realize you’re ready to take on the world together. Congratulations on embarking on this incredible journey!”
“Congratulations on getting engaged! May your love be as strong as your WiFi signal.”
“Engagement is like a pizza – it’s even better when you share it with someone you love. Congratulations on finding your pizza partner!”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter and perfectly timed high-fives. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the official announcement that you’re stuck with each other… in the best possible way. Congratulations!”
“Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as unbreakable as your favorite pair of sweatpants.” Read more engagement wishes for new couple.
“Engagement is like a rollercoaster ride – thrilling, exhilarating, and occasionally stomach-churning. Enjoy every twist and turn!”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter and perfectly timed eye rolls. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the moment when you realize you’ve found your lobster. Congratulations on discovering your happily ever after!”
“Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as infinite as the memes you tag each other in.”
“Engagement is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always sweet. Congratulations on finding your sweetie!”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending inside jokes. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the official announcement that you’ve found your happily ever after. Congratulations on this new chapter of your love story!”
“Congratulations on saying ‘yes’ to forever! May your engagement be filled with joy, laughter, and endless possibilities.”
“Engagement is like a fine wine – it gets better with time. Here’s to a lifetime of aging gracefully together!” Read more engagement wishes from parents.
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed dance parties in the kitchen. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the moment when you realize you’ve found your partner in crime. Congratulations on finding your ride or die!”
“Congratulations on getting engaged! May your love be as unshakeable as a dog’s devotion and as strong as their desire for treats.”
“Engagement is like a cozy sweater – warm, comforting, and perfectly snug. Congratulations on finding your perfect fit!”
“Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed hugs. Congratulations on your engagement!”
“Engagement: the moment when you realize you’re ready to build a future together. Congratulations on this exciting new chapter of your lives!”

Engagement is a time for celebration, and what better way to celebrate than with laughter and humor? These 50 funny engagement wishes are sure to bring a smile to the happy couple’s faces as they embark on this exciting journey together. So grab a card, pick your favorite message, and get ready to spread some joy and laughter to the newly engaged lovebirds in your life!