So, your favorite couple has decided to take the plunge and tie the knot! What better way to celebrate their impending nuptials than with some side-splittingly funny engagement wishes? Laughter is the best medicine, after all, and these wishes are sure to bring smiles to their faces as they embark on this exciting journey together. From puns to quirky jokes, we’ve compiled 45 hilarious engagement wishes that will have the happy couple rolling on the floor with laughter.
Funny Engagement Wishes for Couple:
- “Congratulations on finding your happily ever after! Just remember, marriage is like a walk in the park – Jurassic Park, that is. Stay adventurous!”
- “To the newly engaged couple: May your love be as endless as your Netflix queue and may your arguments be as short-lived as Snapchat stories.” Read funny engagement cards.
- “Cheers to the engagement! Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person…and occasionally with pizza.”
- “Congratulations! Now that you’re engaged, get ready for the ultimate showdown: choosing between whose family to spend the holidays with. May the odds be ever in your favor!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending games of ‘rock, paper, scissors’ to settle your disputes. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after! Just remember, the key to a successful marriage is saying ‘yes, dear’ – even when you’re not sure what you’re agreeing to.”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade!”
- “May your engagement be the start of a lifelong journey filled with love, laughter, and the occasional strategically placed whoopee cushion. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Just remember, marriage is like a walk in the park. But sometimes that park is Jurassic Park, and you’re being chased by a T-Rex. Enjoy the adventure!”
- “To the happy couple: May your love be as endless as your wedding guest list and may your patience be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, the key to a successful marriage is knowing when to say sorry…and when to bring home ice cream. Best wishes on your engagement!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed ‘that’s what she said’ jokes. Congratulations on your engagement!” Read more engagement wishes for brother.
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Remember, marriage is like a walk in the park – if that park is filled with roller coasters, haunted houses, and a whole lot of popcorn. Enjoy the ride!”
- “Here’s to the newly engaged couple: May your love be as strong as your WiFi signal and may your communication skills be as clear as your emoji choices. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age…unless you’re talking about the in-laws visiting. Then it’s more like vinegar. Cheers!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfect Instagram-worthy moments. Just remember, behind every ‘perfect’ photo is a pile of dirty laundry. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as strong as your coffee and may your mornings be as bright as your future together. Cheers!”
- “Here’s to the newly engaged couple: May your love be as unbreakable as your iPhone screen and may your arguments be as easily resolved as turning off notifications. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, marriage is like a roller coaster ride – exhilarating, occasionally terrifying, but always worth the ride. Buckle up and enjoy!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed ‘that’s what she said’ jokes. Congratulations on your engagement!” Read more engagement wishes for new couple.
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Just remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade!”
- “Here’s to the happy couple: May your love be as unstoppable as your binge-watching sessions and may your arguments be as easily resolved as choosing what to order for takeout. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, the key to a successful marriage is knowing when to say sorry…and when to bring home ice cream. Best wishes on your engagement!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed ‘that’s what she said’ jokes. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Remember, marriage is like a walk in the park – if that park is filled with roller coasters, haunted houses, and a whole lot of popcorn. Enjoy the ride!” Read more love messages for husband.
- “Here’s to the newly engaged couple: May your love be as strong as your WiFi signal and may your communication skills be as clear as your emoji choices. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age…unless you’re talking about the in-laws visiting. Then it’s more like vinegar. Cheers!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfect Instagram-worthy moments. Just remember, behind every ‘perfect’ photo is a pile of dirty laundry. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! May your love be as strong as your coffee and may your mornings be as bright as your future together. Cheers!”
- “Here’s to the newly engaged couple: May your love be as unbreakable as your iPhone screen and may your arguments be as easily resolved as turning off notifications. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, marriage is like a roller coaster ride – exhilarating, occasionally terrifying, but always worth the ride. Buckle up and enjoy!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed ‘that’s what she said’ jokes. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Just remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade!”
- “Here’s to the happy couple: May your love be as unstoppable as your binge-watching sessions and may your arguments be as easily resolved as choosing what to order for takeout. Congratulations!” Read more congratulations wishes for wedding invitation.
- “Congratulations! Remember, the key to a successful marriage is knowing when to say sorry…and when to bring home ice cream. Best wishes on your engagement!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfectly timed ‘that’s what she said’ jokes. Congratulations on your engagement!”
- “Congratulations on your engagement! Remember, marriage is like a walk in the park – if that park is filled with roller coasters, haunted houses, and a whole lot of popcorn. Enjoy the ride!”
- “Here’s to the newly engaged couple: May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and may your communication skills be as clear as your emoji choices. Congratulations!”
- “Congratulations! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age…unless you’re talking about the in-laws visiting. Then it’s more like vinegar. Cheers!”
- “Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and perfect Instagram-worthy moments. Just remember, behind every ‘perfect’ photo is a pile of dirty laundry. Congratulations on your engagement!”
There you have it – hilarious engagement wishes guaranteed to make the happy couple chuckle as they embark on this exciting new chapter of their lives together. Remember, laughter is the secret ingredient to a happy marriage, so keep the jokes coming and the love alive! Congratulations to the soon-to-be Mr. and Mrs.!
